"the cold never bothered me anyway" I sing as I strip naked and walk around in the snow
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
gaining new followers like
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
(Source: kaitokirishima, via pizza)
me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
My blog will make you laugh :)
(Source: stability, via humorking)
girl are you trash because i want to take you out
(Source: religiouspunk, via humorking)
I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.
chris pine and zachary quinto on russian accents
(Source: danielnahva, via dudeufugly)
we can never delete flappy bird from our phones now because if we do we will never be able to get it back. we’re stuck with flappy bird forever. it’s not over.. this is just the beginning
Can I like put something in my eyes to take the tired away