cock:

block

(via will-grahm)

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via will-grahm)

yall:

THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE

(via will-grahm)

licensetocannibalize:

butts-incorporated:

can i be part of the hannibal fandom without watching the show? or is that not allowed?

(via will-grahm)

(via theawkwardsausages)

sassminsterabbey:

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. 

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary

(via theawkwardsausages)

thatdisnerd:

romiesan:

Picture taken first without flash (left) then with flash (right) in Cinderella’s castle at Tokyo Disneyland. AMAZING

I’m going to have a happiness fit, this is so exciting I can’t formulate words.

(via theawkwardsausages)

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via theawkwardsausages)

turpentinehoneybee:

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NOW THIS ____ER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

NOW THIS TREE’S ____ING COLORFUL

TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE ____

HOLY ____ TREES STOP

TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG

(via death-notee)

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wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

(Source: twistdmentality, via consultingnargles)

sangorox:

Captain America and Coulson Have a Moment [x]

dorks oh my goodness

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