my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via theawkwardsausages)
ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.
(via theawkwardsausages)
It’s always you and her, isn’t it? Long after the rest of us have gone. A boy in his box off to see the universe.
(Source: doctorhbu, via allonsyforever)
So did you guys call each other or something?
That is so fuckin’ weird.
Like, seriously.
Benedict stole Martin’s jumpers and made Zachery wear them so he wouldn’t miss his hedgehog while shooting Star Trek
(Source: elevenharkness-vas-computerchair, via dudeufugly)
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
(via tamagomarket)

